By Eddie Gold

Rod Carew, Vida Blue, and Big Klu

Connie Mack, Stan Hack, Max Flack

Guy Bush, Emil Kush, Heinie Manush

Joe Rudi, Lyle Judy, and Howdy Doody

Ty Cobb, Scotty Robb, Rusty Staub

Rip Sewell, Bob Buhl, Joe Kuhel

Hank Bauer, Vic Power, Hank Sauer

Tris Speaker, Roy Meeker, and a streaker

Lyn Lary, Charlie Berry, Gaylord Perry

Jimmy Foxx, Johnny Knox, Billy Cox

Bill Terry, Max Carey, Larry Sherry

Mel Ott, Dick Drott, and I forgot

Tommy Tucker, Earl Brucker, Johnny Rucker

George Case, ElRoy Face, Hal Chase

Ernie Koy, Dummy Hoy, and Nap Lajoie

Or is it La-sho-aye and Bordagaray

Gene Dale, Larry McPhail, Bad News Hale

Ray Narleski, Hank Majeski, Johnny Pesky

Bucky Harris, Dave Ferris, Roger Mans

Dick Sharon, Henry Aaron, and Red Barron

Boccabella, Campanella, and Dan Gardella

Ferris Fain, Sugar Cain, Johnny Sam

Alvin Dark, Fred Clarke, Dolly Stark

Poffenberger, Raffensberger, Wally Berger

Pete Rose, Billy Loes, Mike de la Hoz

Boots Day, Carlos Nay, Pete Gray

Herman Franks, Howard Shanks, Ernie Banks

Bunny Brief, George Strief, and good grief

Lou Brock, Wes Stock, and Ray Kroc

Buddy Myer, Eddie Dyer, Jim McGuire

Wally Post, Lou Tost, Eddie Yost

Gus Bell, George Kell, and William Tell

Ford Frick, Sammy Vick, Elmer Flick

Dick Rail, Gabe Paul, Chick Stahl

Bobby Doerr, Ernie Shore, herb Score

Alex the Great, Bennie Tate, and Watergate

Dizzy Dean, Dick Green, Harvey Kuenn

George Dauss, Les Moss, and Buck Ross

Don Baylor, Rollie Naylor, Dummy Taylor

Henry Sage, Satchel Paige, and old age

Tom Seaver, Buck Weaver, Sam Leever

Walter Johnson, Stan Bahnsen, Evar Swanson

Ralph Garr, Jim Barr, Ray Starr

Billy Sunday, Rick Monday, and Tuesday Weld

Bobby Tolan, Gary Nolan, Cozy Dolan

Norm Cash, Billy Nash, Herb Hash

Harry Brecheen, Frank Gustine, Claude Osteen

Joe Lutz, Clyde Kluttz, and aw nuts

Billy Southworth, Jimmy Bloodworth, Jim Duckworth

Bob Feller, Hod Eller, King Kong Keller

Frank Hayes, Willie Mays, and Van Robays

Dom DiMaggio, Vince DiMaggio, and the other one

Mordecai Brown, Turk Lown, Clyde Shoun

Bill Veeck, Dave Schneck, Boom Boom Beck

Boog Powell, Dixie Howell, Bama Rowell

Branch Rickey, Bill Dickey, and Mantle Mickey

George Halas, Pat Corrales, Jerry Morales

Hank Schenz, Joe Benz, Jewell Ens

Cot Deal, Bob Veale, Greasy Neale

Duke Snider, Rollie Zeider, and apple cider

Wally Pipp, Ewell the Whip, Leo the Lip

Tony Piet, George Myatt, Whitlow Wyatt

Jake Atz, Natt Batts, Jigger Statz

Vinegar Bend, and this is the End!